Claims to Fame

Growing up, there were a few facts about my family that I could always use to impress my friends. These facts include:

#1. We used to live in Bermuda. In fact, my sister was even born there.
#2. My mom used to work for the Queen of England. Yes, of course they were friends!
#3. I am a British citizen - that's right, NOT American!
#4. MY Dad once caught a Great White Shark.
#5. Both of my parents had their IQs tested in high school and both of them are geniuses.

Jane Hodge
The Middle Daughter